cunt and gunpowder 

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

cunt and gunpowder by RFN December 9, 2008

Gunpowder milkshake

a horrifying sex act involving a lighter, pubic hair, spit and a butt

A: "So, how was your date?"

B:"She made me a gunpowder milkshake."

A:"Whoa, that sounds amazing!"

B:"It's really not."

Gunpowder milkshake by induna_crewneck March 16, 2021

Funloader 

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

Funloader by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

Admiral Funpooper 

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools

"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"

Admiral Funpooper by ScotCan November 21, 2009

Pinhead Gunpowder 

1) A high-caffine type of tea
2) The name of a punk band, consisting of Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day, started in California.

1) My favourite tea is Pinhead Gunpowder, not Earl Grey.
2) My favourite band is Pinhead Gunpowder.

Pinhead Gunpowder by LydiaR December 18, 2006

pussy n gunpowder 

the best cheers while drinking

here's to pussy n gunpowder one brought me into this world the other will take me out and i love the smell of both (brandon being classy)

pussy n gunpowder by C Robb March 18, 2006

god's gunpowder 

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

god's gunpowder by TdDub October 17, 2015