The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.
I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'