cock funneler 

Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.

-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...

cock funneler by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008

funnelwalker 

a colloquial term for parking blocks. typically referred to as such by children who walk across them like balance beams as a game; “fun(nel) walk(er)”.

hey, wanna go walk across the funnelwalkers at the end of the parking lot?

funnelwalker by bugsmuggler July 1, 2023

Funneled 

When three or more people are walking down a tight hallway where one person is forced to step back from the others and out of the conversation

"hey slow down I'm being funneled"

Funneled by Daytimefadesup February 1, 2010

Funnel Web Spyder 

When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.

Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?

Funnel Web Spyder by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020

Funnellweb1 

The term is believed to have originated in Sydney Australia. It is term often used to describe corrupt Police Officers who release confidential Police information.

When Sergeant Craig Smith released confidential Police information onto the open internet forum the NSW Police Internal Affairs began searching for the Funnellweb1.

Funnellweb1 by K Konk July 30, 2007