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An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.
Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro
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by Ziceless November 11, 2016
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Funnel or Funneling is an expression also used in the world wide popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". The consept of the word was invented (as story is beeing told) by Exellia and Ljungfrau on the pvp server Vashj. The best place to preform a funnel is in the Draenei city "Exodar". To do this you need a mage, simply for the ability they have to make portals. What you do is create a portal behind the place where you will end up if you take the portal. Line up as many people as possible. Run towards the portal click it and you will end up where you started. Do this rapidly over and over again. It's hillarious.
"zomg lulz let's go to exodar and funnel"
by hixcie May 29, 2008
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A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.
"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."
by chig June 15, 2004
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The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose
"Yo I just funneled six lines"
"I just picked up, lets go funnel"
by Jally Mary Jane Aard February 12, 2008
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Common for System Administrators to use the word funnel as a Firewall/Tunnel
Yo setup that IPSEC Funnel
by Lord Vega March 05, 2004
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To gradually contort other's beliefs and gently lead them into your line of logic.
This article makes no sense, the author's trying to funnel me in again!!!
by fishmonger July 28, 2005
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Funnel means to be having fun while under an influence; Alchohol, Marijuana ect. This use of the word is derived from the act of funneling a beer. The original term was used primarily for intoxication via alchohol, but the word has since then been changed to primarily refer to intoxication caused by Marijuana. Intoxication by way of Alchohol is now known as Original Funnel, to respect the origins of the word.

Noun: lets go get funnel, guys.
Adjective: I'm so Funnel right now
by SchmidtB April 21, 2008
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