funker

A person stuck in the past

a person who still has an afro

by kaleigh November 26, 2003

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 25, 2007

funker

A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.

"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"

by stupefyg2003 March 30, 2006

funker

A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!

That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!

by kepy seema September 23, 2003

Funker

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010

stuperous funker

An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"

"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"

by Go Cubs 2009 October 20, 2008

Funker Vogt

A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.

Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.

by doom_forever August 22, 2006