FUmp

FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.

" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."

by A bad day October 27, 2018

fumping

When you fuck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.

Jay:Hey are you finally fumping Jordan tonight.
Chelsea: Yah I can't say it to his face.

by Torie<3<3 June 14, 2008

Fump

Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.

"Man I thought I had to take a huge shit, but it was just a fump."

by Jeuni October 13, 2012

fumping

Meaning fucked up thumping, fumping. When you hear someone cruising by with a crappy fucked up system.

man there goes homeboy fumping in that ford escort.

by ronnie duran September 1, 2007

Fump

Fap humping, it was made up in palringo's "official PIMD" group long before people disgraced it with things such as farting on dicks.

Fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.

Boy: Damn, Aoife was really fumping Tay last night, did you see how into it she was getting?
Girl: Ikr?! And Tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!

by Minxy Lestrange December 31, 2011

fump

1) Farting in the bathtub; 2) a fart or the sound of a fart made in the bathtub.

Hey, Frank, let's see if we can light up the water! Ask Anthony if he can lay a fump and let's hold a match near his ass!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Fump

All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).

Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.

by i SAW a fump December 9, 2010