Full Time Freeballer 

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

Full Time Freeballer by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

full-time cunt 

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.

Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.

full-time cunt by lukethegook. August 25, 2011

Full Time Follmer 

1) A person who spends their entire time in the goal and only plays defense.

This full time follmer never leaves the net!

Full Time Follmer by Skateboarder August 14, 2018

Full-Time W 

The art of being a W so often that it’s like you’re working full time on it.

Unlike Mikie, you are a full-time W.

or

You want to be a full-time W?

Full-Time W by Strong Beautiful Man November 4, 2023

Full time mum 

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!

Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(

Full time mum by Team Hayley July 4, 2011

full time job 

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

full time job by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

full time girlfriend by dicke eier January 10, 2016