full mouth floss 

When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.

Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?

Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!

full mouth floss by Ricky Tea November 8, 2015

mouth full of wood 

A mouth full of hard penis

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"

mouth full of wood by Putty cat December 16, 2016

Mouth full of joy 

When a male cums in your girlfriend or other sexual partners mouth without any warning whats so ever.

"Jon seriously gave Tiffany one huge mouth full of joy last night she didn't even see it coming"

Mouth full of joy by Natedoctor January 17, 2011

mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.

Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

mouth full of cornchips by clownlager March 2, 2010

mouth full of vaseline 

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

mouth full of vaseline by Brentus August 23, 2005

Mouth Full of Pennies 

when you go down on your girl...you know eat her up....its the taste of her va jay jay.... like a mouth full of pennies.
you know what im talkin about

n. I just got a mouth full of pennies

Mouth Full of Pennies by TheMouth October 20, 2008

dont talk with your mouth full

a phraze used sence the beginning of time for the act in which a girl ( while giving head ) proceeds so say something along the lines of i love you, this is great, smells like beef cakes whatever.

or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "

girl : gobble gobble ( mutters i love you or yada yada )
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full

kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full

dont talk with your mouth full by Daniel-b April 22, 2006