fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 27, 2009

fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy takes his schlong and sticks it in a girl's shit-filled ass then receives a blowjob.

"Man, that fudge popsicle tasted like shit!"

by fudge poppy December 6, 2009

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.

The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!

by Banana77 June 25, 2016

fudge popsicle

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis

dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.

by penis muncher 69 October 3, 2021

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019