fucrap 

What some idiots say if they start saying "FUCK" then realize they shouldn't and try to say crap, but it ends up making them sound like a bit of a derp.

*Teacher hands kid final exam with big F on it*

kid: FUCrap.

fucrap by guywhoalwayssays"your_face" August 29, 2011

fuckapolypse  

An incredibly large fail; derived from "fuck up + apocalypse."

A: How'd you do on the essay?
B: Man, I don't want to think about it, that was one bad fuckapolypse ...

fuckapolypse by BlazingAngels March 5, 2009

fuckapuss 

A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.

Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.

fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009

Fuckapotimus 

An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.

Damn Wayne was at the UBS Casual party and was almost grizzlesnatched by a huge fuckapotimus.

Fuckapotimus by hotfer March 30, 2011

fuckapottamus 

there is only fuckapapottamus number one and two

Oh look its the fuckapottamus twins

fuckapottamus by pk1921 September 19, 2011

fuckaplegic 

An extremely offensive term for a person who is seen as "practically challenged". It suggests that they suffer from total or near total paralysis with the possible exception of the sexual organs, and that they are only useful as the recipient of sexual acts.

Fuckaplegic is almost synonymous with fucktard.

Person 1: Oh goodness! I've just knocked over your drink!
Person 2: You fuckaplegic cock socket.

fuckaplegic by nooloe July 30, 2010

fuckapalooza

A period of time in which 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse many times.

Alex and Jesus had a fuckapalooza after she met him on stickam.

fuckapalooza by Alexandria Brandi March 11, 2008