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fuckaware 

1. aware that someone has fucked one's lass
2. having realized an abominable fact that affects personally somebody
1. Being fuckaware I punched him hard in the face for fucking my ex girlfriend!
2. He bawled: "I'm dead!" fuckaware of his cancer.
fuckaware by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

fuckcapade

fuckcapade™
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
Example: She used to be a good girl but she's currently on a fuckcapade with several different guys.
fuckcapade by TheLongHairedBat December 23, 2010

Fuckheadery 

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
Fuckheadery by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010

Fucktrade 

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.
Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."
Fucktrade by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014

funkapated 

When one experiences a truly mutual and spirtual link with FUNK music. Have the hairs ever stood up on your skin while listening to great music? You just got Funkapated!
Johnny got Funkapated on friday at the concert. Johnny had a Funkapating experience when he watched that band.
funkapated by Aaron H January 10, 2005