- One with the wit of 'fuck'.
- A person who can only hold attention for the profane and pornographic.
- One who is constantly focused on foul language and the extremity of stimulus (i.e. sex, violence, and destruction), not able to ignore the presence of such stimuli and continuing to see it while it is not present.
Bevis and Butthead are major fuck-wits!
by sadyshock August 12, 2013
1) english n. ; A dullard, Dunce, Moron, Idiot, Retard

2) ebonic adj. ; Fix, Repair
1) Mortimer left his gas cap on the pump again, what a FUCK WIT !

2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?
by WORDLE August 21, 2011
1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"
That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit
by Sammyt December 26, 2005
Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues
That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.
by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015
1. A person irrevocably dumb.
2. A person who "fucks" with the intelligence and emotions of another person.
1. That fuckwit thinks that euthanasia is a charity organization called Youth in Asia.
2. "Daniel Cleaver, you know, that emotional fuckwit," said Bridget Jones.
by E. Knightley January 30, 2011
person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
by chris April 10, 2005

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