by megastorperine May 30, 2022
Someone who must have had their daddy's (or someone else's) cock slammed into their head while their mother was still pregnant with them and are, as a result, retarded/stupid.
Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"
Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"
by Regina Artemis DeLuna April 1, 2008
by Squilliam November 13, 2006
A contraction of "fucking twit." A term of derision used to refer to someone who is a contemptible idiot.
"Hey fuckwit, learn how to drive!" yelled Sheryl when an asshole nearly caused an accident on the road.
"I will be glad when the Americans elect a new President. Curious George was such a fuckwit!"
"I will be glad when the Americans elect a new President. Curious George was such a fuckwit!"
by Jerrett Allen May 25, 2008
Someone completely devoid of clue or common sense. A person who makes you wonder how life can exist with people this stupid. See also: Josh Katz.
by CH January 30, 2004
The language commanly spoken by chavs.
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
PASSER-BY: *bumps chav*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
by wtiger46 January 5, 2005
Someone who cluelessly increases the noise-to-signal ratio on Urban Dictionary with hundreds of useless entries.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)
by Grinning Cat February 1, 2017