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Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004
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Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.
"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

mega-fuckton 

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.
"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."
mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Fuckytown 

Another once popular disco-era town adjacent to Funkytown.
Wont you take me to... Fuckytown?
Fuckytown by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Imperial Fuckton 

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.
MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.
Imperial Fuckton by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

Commes des fuckdown 

A play on words of the designer brand 'Comme Des Garçons'.
I cant cop this Comme Des Garçons bag, cant find it for sale anywhere. Fuck, I need to Commes des fuckdown and chill.