Theoretical limit of weight based on the maximum amount of mass that could be considered to still be within the bounds of earths normal gravity.

Impossible to achieve as adding that much mass would alter the Earths properties to the point of altering the gravity on Earth.
Covering the entire Earth's surface with 62 miles of super dense substance (62 miles at sea level, adjust accordingly)

The weight of said substance would be considered a Fucktonne
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A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes
A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant
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7. When using fucktonne as a reference to a quantity. Such quantitiy would simply refer to the number 7.
There are a fucktonne of hot chicks in this bar.
There are seven hot chicks in this bar.
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.
"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)
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Simply a huge amount of something
That's gonna use a fucktonne of resources, you know?
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A unit of astronomical measurement usually used in relation to spherical bodies much denser than their appearance. Often used to describe a dense mass of an object which should not be possible within the bounds of our current laws of physics. Far beyond a white dwarf.
She must have a current distant relationship with a strong gravitational force outside our solar system or that table she's leaning on is an unknown metallic compound cause that server weigh a fucktonne.
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