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fucknuts 

People who are fucking clueless and hella annoying.
Hey Fucknuts! Watch where you're driving that giant piece of shit!
fucknuts by Wendy February 11, 2004

Fucknosed 

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.
"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"
Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fucknuts 

dumbass people who dont know what the fuck they are doing about anything. Also people who think the are the worlds best when really they are just dumbasses.
Derek Dewey, Preps, Bill Gates, and Pete Yount and all others who have to look up this definition
fucknuts by Anonymous August 10, 2003

grandpa fucknose 

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
grandpa fucknose by alan January 22, 2004
A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy
"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"
fucknot by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008
A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.
Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.
fucknot by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011