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you stupid fucking donut 

A term often used by Gordon Ramsey when talking to the idiots on Hell's Kitchen. Extremely handy when talking to a group of friends and you just want to make them laugh (If you're a tryhard).
Bob: Did you guys know that Roblox is actually the best game ever?
Lila: I swear, you stupid fucking donut...get out.

Fucking Donuts 

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."
Fucking Donuts by Professor Poo March 13, 2009

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME by LàDams November 3, 2022

I dont even fucking know 

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis
Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

I dont wanna see any fucking h&m 

A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.

The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out

Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”