8 definitions by Professor Poo
When someone coughs in such a guttural and sickly manner that bystanders may believe that the person has vomited.
Damn it sounded rough in there. Were you puking or was that just a vomicough?
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
by Professor Poo April 26, 2010
synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
by Professor Poo October 31, 2008
When a teacher or professor takes off marks, or gives low grades to an individual for malicious reasons
"I was getting an A+ in that class, but then that professor who doesn't like me gave me a mark-raped me with a B+!" (mark-raping)
by Professor Poo December 28, 2007
Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 2, 2008
Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
by Professor Poo January 3, 2008
Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.
"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
by Professor Poo January 3, 2008
A portmanteau of 'poo' and 'water', referring to a mixture of the two substances. Pwater can be made up of any ratio of poo and water, from small traces of fecal matter to the substantially more pooey contents of a diarrhea-filled toilet bowl.
Pwater is a source of many illnesses, including pinkeye and Typhoid.
Pwater is a source of many illnesses, including pinkeye and Typhoid.
1. "I can't believe you let your dog drink from the toilet bowl. It may have been flushed, but the liquid in there is still pwater"
2. "International development organizations should spend less money on administrative costs and put more effort into reducing the prevalence of pwater in the developing world, where it is responsible for many diseases and deaths."
2. "International development organizations should spend less money on administrative costs and put more effort into reducing the prevalence of pwater in the developing world, where it is responsible for many diseases and deaths."
by Professor Poo January 21, 2010