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Fuckheadery 

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
Fuckheadery by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010
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fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

fuckheadry 

1) Actions or statements made in the spirit of or resembling the behavior of a total fuckhead.

2) An exclamation of dissatisfaction or distaste aimed at an entity bearing the name Headry.
1) I told him to cease the fuckheadry immediately, but he would not listen.

2) Headry? Fuck Headry.
fuckheadry by Headry August 24, 2003

fucking fuckheaded fucky face 

Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.

See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
Hey, don't you think <someone> is a fucking fuckheaded fucky face?

fuckheaded

The state in which one acts as a fuckhead
Ty and Bill were so fuckheaded that they could not get the offense to work.
fuckheaded by DJL737 December 27, 2005

Fuckheaded

Another word for 'smashed', 'wasted' or 'pissed'
Fred; Did you see Arnie and Steve last night in town?
Bill Jo; yeah man, they were so totally fuckheaded!!
Fuckheaded by Pelvis93 October 7, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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