7 definitions by locutusofdouche

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Sean Connery is a now-retired Scottish actor whose career spans 1954-2003. He is best known as the first man ever to portray Ian Fleming's fictional British spy James Bond. He played the character in 6 films: "Dr. No" (1962), "From Russia With Love" (1963), "Goldfinger" (1964), "Thunderball" (1965), "You Only Live Twice" (1967), and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). He is also famous for portraying Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). Other notable films are:

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (2003), as Allan Quatermain

"The Hunt For Red October" (1990), as Captain Marko Ramius

"A Bridge Too Far" (1977), as Major General Robert E. Urquhart

"The Rock" (1996), as John Patrick Mason

"First Knight" (1995), as King Arthur

"The Untouchables" (1987), as Jim Malone

"The Molly Maguires" (1970), as Jack Kehoe
Sean Connery is one bamf.
by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010
Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
by locutusofdouche February 02, 2010
A homosexual prostitute or promiscuous person.
Dude did you hear Ronnie shlobbed both Joe AND Luke's nobs in the locker room? He's such a fagstitute.

The operator of a glory hole is more than likely a fagstitute.
by locutusofdouche December 05, 2011
Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.
Richard Brooker was the first Jason to wear the hockey mask.
by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010
Alan Shepherd was a Navy pilot and the first American in space on the Mercury-Redstone 3 flight and the only one of America's original seven astronauts to walk on the moon (Apollo 14, 1971).
Alan Shepherd became the first American in space on May 5, 1961.
by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010
Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.
Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!
by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010
A very entertaining, but Star Trek coat-tail riding science fiction franchise that premiered in Spring 1977.
The original Star Wars films were the best.
by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

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