12 definitions by Ben Kenobi

What? You're saying YOU won that game of Monopoly? You're such a loigle!
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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A rather entertaining animated show on many websites. I personally saw it first on ebaumsworld.com.

I can summarize the plot by saying that it's about a song called Banana Phone that makes people insane.
Man, I love Banana Phone! ...But I've had it stuck in my head for three days! It's kind of annoying.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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A rapper. That's all I'm going to say. Nothing positive, nothing negative.

Actually, I lied. I am going to say something positive. Jay-Z is a brilliant rapper who deserves all the credit for making rap what it was at its peak. It kind of sucks today, so I switched to hard rock, but Jay-Z made rapping acceptable when I was into it. He was the best damn rapper anyone's ever come up with, and I salute him.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.

It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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A completely stupid CD written by a homophobic band of so-called rockers called Greenday. They are absolutely painful. If they went on TV, Simon Cowell would kill them.

The CD is about some random kid who enjoys using the words fuck and faggot. It is totally idiotic that anyone would ever listen to it.
American Idiot is the lamest CD ever.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.
"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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