Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.