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fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.
Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
fuck me in the face by CherryQ January 14, 2008

What the fuck face (WTFF) 

A facial expression that expresses confusion, disbelief, digust, or exasperation
When I showed Grandma my new tattoo, she gave me the "what the fuck face (WTFF)"

Lemme fuck you in the face 

Basically means a man wants you to give him a blow job but him do all the work
Antonio was texting Rebecca and said lemme fuck you in the face

What the fuck face 

When grinding upon a girl, until her friends look at you with a "what the fuck face." This will cause the girl herself to turn around and give you a "What the fuck face."
Dude:Dude, i grinded on this group of girls and i totally got a What the fuck face!
Dudette:Lolz, i totes know what you mean, i so give that look
Dude: Not coolz

fuck it in the face 

To do something exceptionally well.
Matt: we're going to fuck it in the face!
fuck it in the face by JLH April 26, 2017

fuck jesus in the face 

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out