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The top of a soda/pop/coke can given to someone indicating that the giver would like to fuck the receiver. If the receiver returns it to the giver, the giver owes them a sexual favor.
Jamie: Hey, Jane, why'd you give Dick that pop tab?
Jane: It's a fuck tab, Jamie.
Dick: Hey, Jane *gives her the tab* In my car after school?
Jane: Sounds great!
Jamie: o.o

Child: "Mommy, why do you have all these coke tabs in a jar?"
Mother: "Oh...no reason..." *calmly takes jar from child and hides it*
fuck tab by The Receiver November 11, 2006
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fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly
Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby
fuck you tabby by WeedTree September 28, 2020

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fucktabulous

when something is so damn exciting you just wanna fuck someone.
Rebecca: VICTORIA'S SECERT SALE!
Jamal: THATS FUCKTABULOUS wanna fuck?
fucktabulous by kelseykrunk December 29, 2008

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
fucktabulous by Jebus December 10, 2002

FUCKtabulous

FUCKtabulous is like fantabulous but better.

Your so excited, its like you HAVE to add a cuss word to it!
its...its...FUCKtabulous!
I love these shoes! They are FUCktabulous!!!
=D
FUCKtabulous by KaylaKakes July 2, 2009

Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!
"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"
Fucktabulous by Speed Racer August 23, 2007