big fuck off spider 

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

big fuck off spider by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

Spider fuck 

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

Spider fuck by Kroenig September 21, 2009

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

grapler aka spider fuck by R8D-X March 21, 2003

Spider Fuck 

A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.

She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!

Spider Fuck by Nickem March 5, 2014

Spider-leg fuck 

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.

Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.

Spider-leg fuck by The genuine man June 4, 2022

fuck you i'm spider man 

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

fuck you i'm spider man by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014