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bake n' fuck 

The state of being high off of marijuana and also participating in sexual intercourse
Dude, me and jill bake n' fucked last night! It was mad chill!
bake n' fuck by jesseeee May 11, 2007

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

baked as fuck 

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”
BAKED AS FUCK
Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.
"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."
baker fuck by abaddonis January 13, 2007

Baker fuck

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
Baker fuck by I remember April 5, 2016