Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."
by Luler February 8, 2008
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Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.
1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.

3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
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disrespect against a person in a humerous way.
fuck yo couch homie!!!
by Dizzzzy May 27, 2006
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A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.
*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
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*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
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*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."
by The1965Ghost March 2, 2010
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This phrase originated from, was popularized in, and was entered into prominence by Chappelle's Show in episode #204 where Rick James says "fuck yo' couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud all over Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious indifference or apathy in acts of disobedience or to a given situation.
"Man, my girl left me, I am so hurt."

"Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."
by dareeza July 29, 2008
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