When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
by PeteJolly October 31, 2006
Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
by jshk5 May 1, 2010
A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
by eljugarsupremeo June 21, 2010
the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.
by Mozezamos March 10, 2008
1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 5, 2012
The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
by jinxychill August 30, 2010
The act of "liking" a large quantity of posts on a person's Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.
Girl-"Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall"
Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"
Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"
by Caitbg January 17, 2010