I try to impress the fine young womenz by telling them about my prowess at cunningulus, but they always just laugh and call me a retard. I rule so hard.

cunningulus by Rezer May 14, 2008

Related Words

cunningulus • Cunninglus • cunningulist • cunningulous • cunnigilus • cunnigulis • Cunningus • cuntigulus

cunningulus

Oral gratification for a woman.

The term received popularity following a SNL skit, in which Christopher Walkin portrayed "Colonel Angus", and numerous double entendus were made based on the similar sounding names.

Colonel Angus (cunningulus) can be fun at first, but he tires you out real quick.

cunningulus by Stubacca April 13, 2006

cunninglus

Oh' So yummy
How to make women orgasm by giving women oral sex (cunninglus) to make her cum or The Art of Eating Pussy. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved pussies, clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look.

I smothered my face in her hot wet bush and I soon became the cunninglus connoisseur!!

cunninglus by Gleukuos April 1, 2007

cunningulist

A person who reads lips.

Lover #1: To the left
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.

cunningulist by LukasKares February 24, 2019

cunnigulis

Eating pussy out, Cunny short

Girl says - I love cunny, go down on me, whats that guy says? She says cunnigulis

cunnigulis by Drula January 26, 2020

Cunninglus

The price a man has to pay to get a blow job

FABIAN: Butch? Will you give me oral pleasure?
BUTCH: Will you kiss it?

Cunninglus by Xetron June 6, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026