A person who has a sexually attraction to hobbits who are usually found in bowling alleys. Frotophiles make very poor life decisions and do not deserve the love of one in a trillion
That Frotophile met a hobbit who probably had hairy feet in the bowling alley and chose the meth lab cabbage patch kid over a Bulgarian princess.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)