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FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
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California Fruitbowl 

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.
Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!

fruitcorn 

If you want to get something to eat, go to the fruitcorn!
fruitcorn by babeedonkee July 29, 2008

Canadian Fruitbowl 

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl
"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"
Canadian Fruitbowl by DBeast February 28, 2009

fruitbowl 

when a guy tucks his twig and berries back by his crack when mooning someone, which ends up looking like a banana and some apples (or oranges, if you prefer) coming out of a fruitbowl!
Johnny showed the car next to him his fruitbowl.
fruitbowl by Thunder Dan May 26, 2004

fruitcrate 

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
fruitcrate by trent April 13, 2005

@fruitbowl420 

she’s the best mutual ever 🤩
@fruitbowl420 is a queen 🤨‼️‼️