fruitcrate 

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

fruitcrate by trent April 13, 2005

Emojically Frustrated 

The feeling people experience when they are unable to find a suitable emoji to express how they are feeling and thus requiring them to use actual words.

I can't find an emoji to communicate how I'm feeling; damn, I'm so emojically frustrated!

Emojically Frustrated by araming December 11, 2016

romantically frustrated 

A person who is generally stressed out and frustrated of being single, or as a result of the absence of a partner. Not to be confused with sexual frustration.

Signs of the romantically frustrated include a strong need to cuddle, touch, hug and hold. Other signs include chewing ice, eating chocolate, peeling labels off of bottles, and watching romantic movies such as "The Notebook."

I am so romantically frustrated right now, I just want to meet a guy/girl who likes me back...

OR

Why am I this romantically frustrated? I would just like to cuddle and talk about useless things...

romantically frustrated by joachimt February 13, 2014

Fruitcage 

A funny name for the vagina.

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel

Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009

Mexican Fruitcake 

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010

sexually frustrated 

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the person you are talking to leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

I haven’t seen ****** in a while, I’m not sexually active I’m sexually frustrated

sexually frustrated by Elzandco October 18, 2019

Textually Frustrated 

When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.

"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"

Textually Frustrated by rzaragoza December 31, 2008