D-Fructose is the sweetest sugar known to exist and fructose is used when you want to describe someone who is absolutely adorable . They’re so sweet it’s actually unbelievable. They’re always one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and a blessing to the universe . Thank your lucky stars if you’ve found a fructose because that is all you need .
by Your favorite fructose December 11, 2021
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Sugar component found in seminal fluids that allows sperm to be motile.
better drink your juice to get your fructose counts up hay rob.
rob- 'its ok there high enough as it is, my girlfriend is overseas'
by j bocca July 11, 2008
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Fructose content of a chemical solution or fruit.
At an average of 25125mg per serving, the fructosity of raw, peeled apples is rather high.
by minagica April 10, 2011
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1. gay

2. sickeningly sweet

3. to scam someone with excessive niceness
I think that guy is fructose.
She's being really fructose with me.
by slydude36 April 4, 2010
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it's sugar, you idiot hahaha
alright, so I had to ask my roomate what it was
I am eating animal crackers while writing this and guess what: high fructose corn syrup
by Shep420 September 8, 2006
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1.something that you always see mentioned with "corn" and "syrup".

2.a term used when you're realllllllllly angry; can be used as a verb with many different meanings
1.look on the back of any snack food and youll see "high fructose corn syrup"

2.I'M g0nna g0 FRUCTOSE him up!11
by Obi July 14, 2003
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“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”

woah woah, back up.”

“to which part? the kinky sex?”

“no the fructose father part.”
by psychosunflower April 4, 2018
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