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Frottaging 

A type of perverted sexual solace performed by men against completely innocent members of the public, often in full view of their compatriots. It is normally associated with inverted men, but can also be performed by normal males against females. An inverted or normal man will select his frottaging ‘victim’ in, say, a crowded train, and approach them in as innocent a manner as possible. They will then rub their genital area or loins against them in an act of simulated sex before making off as quickly as possible. Most disgusting. Young ladies have also been victims to this disgraceful practice, and I urge you all to be very wary of young men who approach you in public areas!
‘Fred was bending over in the shop, tying his shoelaces, when a bloke came up behind him and started frottaging him, thrusting his loins against Fred’s bum. Fred turned around and the bloke made off like lightening.’
Frottaging by Colonel Barnaby January 20, 2023
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Frotation 

1. n. An afro rotating so fast it separates itself into it's much simpler elements i.e. ,(Understanding, acceptance, and peace).

2. v. Frotating, Frotated, Frotate. The act of calmly existing in a state of absolute understanding, acceptance, and peace.
1 n. Chris Kaz shook his head so fast his afro gave off intense frotations to all in the room. That day they all gave up bickering over their opinions about Miley Cyrus claiming that their actions violated the 3 elements of Frotation, and instead had one last, long and well thought out conversation to solve all the worlds major problems(war, racism, sexism, poverty, etc.) as best as they could. (See definition 1)

2. v. Budha, Ghandi, Jesus, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon were all wonderful at Frotating. (See definition 2)
Frotation by The Frotations October 14, 2013

frottage 

frot, tribadism, dry humping, or any other no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private
Oh the delicious frottage! I'm still tender all over.
frottage by annonymous July 10, 2004
the action of stealing ones fruit basket and claiming it as your own.
oh no! Ryan pulled a frutata on me!

I am Ryan and I have frutated you!!!!!
frutata by pseudonym bed May 8, 2018

frottage cheese 

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage
Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna

Frottage 

1: The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.
2: The less known definition of applying a texture to a piece of paper through rubbing.
1: Man, Jill and Becky have been dancing for a while now. Probably engaging in some hot frottage.
2: This is the most splendid texture! Watson, give me my frottage tools so I can make a rubbing.
Frottage by Major-Fresh March 1, 2011

Frottage 

When 2 guys rub their dicks against each other.
It's kind of hot :3
Usually you wear clothes.
1: Want to have a bit of fun?
2: Frottage?
1: Absolutely.
Frottage by Purpose Inc. June 18, 2016