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A frotato is a freaky looking potato. The frotato is most commonly mistaken for a potato , a frotato is a genetically worse version of a potato that can be used in many ways aside from cooking.
Spouse A: Can you hand me that nasty looking potato so I can cook it?

Spouse B: That's not a potato, that's a frotato, go ahead and throw it at somebody rather than cook it!
by Farrai October 27, 2012

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