Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

frosty salad

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair

"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"

by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery September 4, 2015

Frosty Fuck

You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina

"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"

by Bastardbeater June 20, 2022

frosty fuck

Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex

I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later

by mrpopodopolis December 19, 2018

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul March 14, 2016

frosty drench

To throw ice water on your unsuspecting girlfriend

I saw my girlfriend tanning peacefully so I frosty drenched her.

by nmack November 26, 2016

Frosty jackoff

Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle

I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself

by Bambililiy June 29, 2022