This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.
I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.
Noun. A violent slamming together of the words 'friend' and 'hostage'. Used when someone you are friendly with is, either knowingly or unknowingly, keeping you in their company against your will. Usually results from a sense of cabin fever, where the twofriends have been in each other's company for too long, but one of them just hasn't realised it yet.
Person 1: I'm hungover from the weekend and we've just been driving for four hours straight. I don't want to play croquet.
Person 2: But there's nobody else around to do anything with me. And we've been having a great time in each other's company, non stop for the last three days.
Person 1: Uh. (to the police via text) I am a frostage.
Fossage (FEE-kul sah-sij): AKA Fecal Sausage: The technique of making a sausage link like product using a filler and casing; in this case the filler is poop straight from the butthole into a condom as acting as the casing. In most situations the filler will unroll the casing as it’s pushed out. When complete the end can be tied off creating the fossage link, which can then be twisted into multiple smaller links for easier handling.
Billy needed to poop but was stranded in a nice place where he didn’t want to make a mess, with only a condom in his pocket he decided to make a fossage link and throw it in the trash.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.