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15.
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
by Bobby_love February 24, 2013
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16.
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
by Crispee22 September 12, 2011
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17.
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
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18.
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
by J Kong October 19, 2013
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19.
when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.
american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...
by ljkhsdlkdf March 08, 2007
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20.
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
by Troy May 25, 2004
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21.
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
by Cumshot Carl November 12, 2011
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