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1.
Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.
Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.
by StrangerStranger April 22, 2011
 
2.
Another slang for sex or making out in Asia.
Male 1: So what are you doing tonight?

Male 2: Gonna make some fried rice with my wife.
by RawrRaptor December 10, 2009
 
3.
Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female
My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.
by Candice Lick-alot May 09, 2012
 
4.
Uncontrollably high off of marijuana.
1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.
by kush-rolled November 23, 2010
 
5.
A word used to describe a person lacking the ability to form coherent sentences in spoken conversation; a person given to frequent stuttering.
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
 
6.
A derogatory term used to describe people of Asian decent. In particular, Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.
I like this neighborhood but there is a lot of fried rice moving in.

I don't mind going over to visit Tokyo, but there are fried rice everywhere
by Woodstock898989 August 16, 2009