Face-Friend 

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

Face-Friend by hell's bells June 27, 2007

Face Friend 

A person who is your friend to you in person but lies about you behind your back when your not around .

Why does Lisa act so nice in person but talk about you when your not here .....because she is a face friend .

Face Friend by realtalk86 September 26, 2015

Friend To Face 

Someone who is the kindest, nicest, greatest, person to your face. However; they are your worst enemy behind your back, but you don't know it. It's often hard to tell between them and an actual friend so third parties come in handy

Friend to Face: OMG! ILY SO MUCH
You: You too, I GTG
*after you leave*
Friend to Face: Ugh! Finally! She's so fugly I can't even

Friend To Face by jessj505 January 11, 2015

2 face friend 

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her

That bitch is 2 face friend

2 face friend by somoreya April 21, 2018

In-Your-Face-book Friend 

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

In-Your-Face-book Friend by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

friendface 

Friend face is a great new site for meeting people. How does it work?
Friendface works along the same principles as a cold or a terrible plague. But it’s not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads,it’s friendship. Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs! When you stick your face into the dish, you may come away with millions of other people attached to your face! That’s right, it’s basically a diseased face of friendship. Just sign up with Friendface by giving us all your personal information, and we’ll provide a web page where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones, and maybe find that special someone. Don’t think about germs now, that analogy is over. Now it’s just love and companionship, and everything’s fine. We own everything you put on Friendface, it says so in the Terms and Agreements. But don’t worry about that, we won’t use it to do anything bad, we promise! Just think about love and companionship, and everything’s fine. Friendface! Friendface! FRIENDFACE.

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friendface by Professor sad September 2, 2020

Facebook "Friend" 

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.

"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

Facebook "Friend" by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009