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Friars Boy 

Colloquially known as the 'Friars boy', typically an attendee or ex-attendee of public Carlisle school Austin Friars.

Appearance-
Thick, ruffled, usually dark hair.
Pouty "interesting and moody" facial expression (permanently adhered).
Varies between technically-fit taut body and gym obsessive.
Ironic and very clever t-shirts.
Favours company of the 'younger lady'. For further reference, see tag below of 'UJ'.

Vocabulary-
Arguably most distinctive feature. Words and phrases such as "safe" "huge" "mong" "beast" "ripped" "destroy" (when referring to intercourse) "radge" "absolute babe" "pussy" and "sweet", as well as profanities, are used repetitively in same sentence in a kind of bark/shout.
Call eachother by initials. Gets confusing.

Activities-
Pumping iron
Daring each other to kiss girls
The famous "pk"or parkour
Bragging (lots of)

Despite these examples of behaviour, still manage to somehow be endearing (sometimes) and occasional good company.
What's that guy over there doing? He appears to be daring his friend to kiss that girl, while shouting 'pussy', pouting and running up a wall at the same time" "Friars boy- explains all"
Friars Boy by swordfish49 July 27, 2010

Friar Portal 

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.
Check the Friar Portal when you get home
Friar Portal by ButtsexMcGee October 18, 2012

Pretty Little Friars 

Based on the hit TV Show, Pretty Little Liars.

Pretty Little Friars is a cooking show-goes-murder mystery. Starring Chef at Home's Michael Smith, the pilot show takes place in a kitchen when Michael is filming a cooking show. While seasoning a steak, he receives a text that reads:
"Come and season me b*tches."
The rest of the season will continue next week, at five pm.
Bill: Hey have you heard about that new show!?
John: Pretty Little Friars!? It's the best!!!

friar portal 

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?
"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"
friar portal by ilovefriarsx0. December 29, 2009

friars primary school 

friars primary school is the best primary school on this earth, if you went there you are most likely an absolute g at the moment.
keira: i loved friars primary school

emma: i know i miss it so much!
izzy and lilo: YEAH!
Dauphin Francis and Mary Stuart’s ship name from the tv show Reign.
Me: I ship Frary so freaking much!
Random person: Me too they deserved a happy ending!
Frary by Fraryislife February 12, 2019