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freshwoman 

Dude We are gonna be freshman next year,
Dude Im a chick, i will be a freshwoman
freshwoman by PerryBerry July 3, 2009

Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008

Freshology 

Freshology - The study of being fresh. Getting fresh gear, kicks, etc. Freshology was founded as a website.
My best subject has got to be Freshology.
Freshology by Undefeated V's December 10, 2007

Freshilized 

To get Fresh or to make Fresh, usually before a big party, usually to show off new clothes.
I Dunno why dat dude thinks he lookin' freshilized when he lookin mad crustie!
Freshilized by EmiiLeo April 17, 2009
Somewhere between special and fresh. An idea which whilst special, is also new and refreshing.
Person 1) Wow look at that caramel hot chocolate! It looks so refreshing and special.

Person 2) I think you'll find it's freshial.
Freshial by shmit January 26, 2011

Freshold 

The freshness threshold; the point in time a food item passes its expiration date, starts rotting, becomes stale, or is otherwise no longer fresh.
Blech, I think this milk has crossed the freshold.
Freshold by Eksi July 7, 2012