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Freehand 

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.
I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.
Freehand by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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Freemanism 

(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)
Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.
Freemanism by Bloodraven412 January 4, 2010
When you get money on the regular not depending on anybody or any situation either you hustle, work, or get them bands for free.
To hustle for freebandz is when you flip your drugs to make back more money "FREEBANDZ"
To work for freebandz is when your job is easy and you get them checks every payday "FREEBANDZ"
To get them free bandz is when somebody gives you money for no reason "FREEBANDZ"
Freebandz by Future Hendrix March 14, 2013

Freehand 

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn
-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on
Freehand by jeff-C December 18, 2005

Freelander 

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.
My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!
"You see those people over there?"
-"Yeah"
"They are all freends"
Freends by Ablurryfuture November 4, 2011

FreeCandy 

An alpha male defined by his vast sense of humor and godly looks. He is usually the envy of the average beta male that desperately attempts to gain validation by shitposting.
The Greek gods were modeled after FreeCandy's personality traits.
FreeCandy by Wegamers community October 26, 2017