Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

Feeding the Joey by Raypower March 27, 2009

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Spoon Feeding

When someone gets everything they want without putting his own effort in it.
Often people ask other people to do / explain stuff because they are too lazy to do the work by themself.. so they want other people to do the work for them. If a Stranger is to lazy to google something, and another person help him with more informations (or other stuff), thats spoonfeeding. In Hacker Boards often People say "no spoonfeeding, sorry" if someone ask something without researching in the past about the question. Often Informations are public accesable but people are lazy. So often "no spoonfeeding here, sorry" is a "gtfo and read the manual / google it" answer lazy people get from others.

Person A: "How do i ...?"
Person B: "It's easy you just must do.. and then..then.." (<-- spoon feeding because the infos are public accesable)

Spoon Feeding by AnnaWagner November 19, 2017

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Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

Feeding the Geese by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

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