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Free-man-on-the-land 

An individual living being that recognizes legal as a fictional instruction or process that requires consent / contract agreement / or proofs of agreement in order that it be applied to the living being / individual.
Question from business or court> "Who are you?"

Free-man-on-the-land answer> "I am the son of and a living free man on the land"

or

"I am a mother / sister / daughter of and a living being and freeman on the land"

A PERSON'S answer> "I am *stating their given name as being who they are* (fill in the blank)

A PERSON is intestate and fictional property / idea / thing.

A Freeman on the land does not agree to be fictional property, but holds it as his own property that none have power / jurisdiction over it without consent, which is seldom, if ever granted since it usually involves damage to self / conviction of mental illness / without power to govern self and requires knowledge that will not be sought.
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sugar-free man candy 

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.
"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"
sugar-free man candy by Raystar April 10, 2009

Free fire man 

Only like to top up and failing exams
My free fire man horn me with niyah otf
Free fire man by Skye from free fire November 23, 2021

Free Tool Man 

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.
James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
Free Tool Man by Forealhater January 4, 2010

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! 

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

Free Mandela 

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.
"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."
Free Mandela by Jeff February 15, 2005

Free my mans 

Telling a police officer who arrested your friend to let him go (even if he did do something illegal)
(Cop walking handcuffed person to his car)
Bystander/friend: yo!! free my mans! Free my mans!