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frenched 

frenched is one of the most common forms of kissing between people making out, which you involves putting your tongue or vis versa, in the mouth of the other person. This can go either very well or very bad. Make sure that what ever you consume beforehand is something your partner actually is ok with, and to get even more passionate, something that they love tasting.

Once and a while, a couple will enter a form of mortal combat with their tongues, and the loser typically drops down and sucks. (Or in rare cases, turns out the partner is a serial killer and the loser is game overed like a peasant.)

regardless, you either know this term or you don't, and if you didn't know this term before reading this, you probably will never experience this, or are a 12-16 year old and just had it happen (lucky you). If your past that age group, you will surely either die a virgin or have a super conservative partner. If you had this happen before 12, call 911 and tell the operator what happened, you have been sexual assulted by a priest or uncle, most likely above 18.
Me: OMG I frenched brittany.
Friend: Dude! Did you know Brittany is a trap?
Me: Well guess thats an added bonus ;)
Friend: *Walks away forever*
frenched by Loner_Stars October 6, 2019

fredache 

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.
Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
fredache by calaburrito July 20, 2009
Related Words

Frechette 

Some of the first settlers of this family name or some of its variants were: François Freschet who married to Marguerite Bergeron in 1682; Etienne Freschet who married to Marie-Anne Lavergne in 1710; Marie Freschet who married to Simon Houde in 1703 at St Nicolas.
Daaaaang, her last name is frechette, dude!
Frechette by Carly91 August 19, 2008
A mix between a friend and a leach. This is the guy who comes to your house just to lay on your couch and eat your food while he complains about AC and Wifi. Then borrows your clothes and keeps them claiming there his. These people usually have messy hair, mismatching clothes and complain about there lives more then the Kardashians.
"Where are all my t shirts? And who the hell ate 3 bags of hot cheetos? God dang it, John is a Freach"
Freach by Haha typical chaz April 21, 2017

five second frencher

A long french kiss with a duration of at least five seconds
"Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"

Frenchee 

Someone who speaks French fluently, origins from France or a French-speaking country/region, or in some cases, anyone with any French connections.

Variations include Frenchy and Frenchie.
--> See that girl over there? She's a Frenchee.
--> Well I'd tap that then
Frenchee by Frenchee010 December 30, 2010

froached 

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.
"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."
froached by Mongol1 February 7, 2017