According to the "Acts of the Apostles", "Etienne performs miracles and remarkable signs among the people".Its name comes from the Greek word for "crowned".
St.Etienne was the first Christian martyr who assisted the wives of the Apostles in their absence....
by atmcrespo April 9, 2008
Etienne- One of the best ever people to have ever walked the planet. A true and utter sex God, a genius, handsome, and also the nicest person in the world. Like if Jesus was put in a blender, lego, condoms and love were added, you freeze the result into an Etienne mold. And thats how you get a quarter of the glory of Etienne.
by Geordie Falcon August 26, 2009
Etienne is a beautiful guy. With probably one of the biggest dicks you will ever see.
he is a literally sex god. when he is done with you will never want to sleep with someone else.
it's like god put Zeus, a 28 inch cock, and love, in a blender and pored it in a mold and Etienne was made.
if you ever have sex with a Etienne you are a lucky one
he is a literally sex god. when he is done with you will never want to sleep with someone else.
it's like god put Zeus, a 28 inch cock, and love, in a blender and pored it in a mold and Etienne was made.
if you ever have sex with a Etienne you are a lucky one
Sara: so you was the date
Annebelle: i had sex with him
Sara:how was it
Annebelle: he was amazing his name was Etienne so duh.
Annebelle: i had sex with him
Sara:how was it
Annebelle: he was amazing his name was Etienne so duh.
by realllover343 September 23, 2018
Etienne is a man with such a huge dick that his girl can barely take it all the way, legend says 1 in 10 Etienne’s have a 8.5” dick.
Etienne has such a long schlong!!
by Stephen Peters April 17, 2021
The only person you would want to be with in every situation. Someone you want to be with all your life. Funny, cute, someone you can always have a conversation with. Even though they might upset you, you can't feel angry. You can't stop loving them. They are everything you will ever need and truly care about.
by losersquaredthatsme January 26, 2009
by Silvie June 11, 2008
For the sake of this dictionary's database, we'll need to REALLY shorten the definition.
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Him: Yeah that's right, guess who just got a date with THE one and only Tasha. She picked ME over millions of other men. Who are YOU with?
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
by Rinuyo April 22, 2022