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Fratastic  

The utmost achievment of fraternal reverly, the paragon of college achievenment from a social standpoint. Only the dedicated few can attain such a quality, a quality evinced by throwing the fattest bone-chuck ragers where generator-powered mega-watt blacklights accompanied by L.E.D refracting party lights enable a club-like dance scene condusive to all interactions, giving even the squarest of dudes a chance to mingle. Qualities such as yelling frat incessantly accompanied by a 10-15 second chug from a handle, emphasizing that to be fratastic you must forgo buying a 5th of hard alcohol and without hesitation opt for a handle especially if the drinking party is under 5 persons. Drinking to lose all inhibition and awaking to an assortment of problems, including but not limited to: a half-eaten mustard sandwhich, jeans soaked with urine causing the phone left in your front pocket to be dysfunctional, comprehensive bruises and bodily damages, confusing an inner-city park bench for your room, and waking up to god knows who looking like god knows what. Slamzonied and shwapdizzled all prescribe to extremely high levels of intoxication necessary as a requisite to fratastic achievement. Depending on your geographical location, it may also be required to constantly divulge nonsensical sober rants about nothing, namely certain conditions that are indicitive to certain indiginous peoples of certain northermost regions in underdeveloped countries and continents. Other encourageable traits include referring to your instructor obnoxiously as prof. and constantly using movie quotes to reinforce humor especially with a loudspeaker so that all of your campus faculty can hear. This prolonged comprehensive summation of achieving fratastic ideaology is vital to the preservation of fratters world-wide, adhere to it with all of your might.
the one and only bone-chuckers pics and rock who keep life going with their fratastic ways.
Fratastic by Brett Picanso February 12, 2008
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fagatistical 

A homosexual (male) that is completely in love with his own gayness and believes no one is as gay as he.
I was excited to show Stephan my new manpurse but he just went on and on about how much better his was... he is just so fagatistical I cannot stand it!
fagatistical by Schmo August 8, 2014

Frattastic

To wear or do something that Represents a Fraternity so well it is fantastic.
Wow, Andy Drinking all that frat water in his pink polo shirt and boat shoes looks Frattastic.
Frattastic by Andrew Corcoran June 12, 2008

fartalistic! 

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!
you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

frattastic

(1)Fratting it up by visiting more than one frat house in a short time span. (2)The frattiest of all frat guys. One who pops collars, wears khakis, and enjoys sailing.
(1) I had such a frattastic day, I drank at the theta chi house, went to the phi psi bbq, and then partied with pi kapp.
(2) He looks so frattastic in his light pink polo.
frattastic by princess April 8, 2005

fratastic 

Being 'fratastic' is a beauty and an art that is acheived only by the most elite. Those who are 'fratastic' are often found peeing in random places, drink every night of the week and weekend just for fun, throw day parties in which they end up blackout by 10am, have late night dance parties, do keg stands, funnel their beers, have keg races, are phenomenal at beer pong and or flip cup, and basically they never stop. Usually in order to be 'fratastic' you also need to have a story that is your claim to fame, such as 'that time i was drunk for a week and a half', or 'that time i woke up naked 10 miles away in a downtown city area', or 'pissing in a cop car while being arrested for being beligerently drunk' etc. Girls can be called fratastic for certain events or stories, yet it is much harder for them to acheive this level of amazingness based on their larger capacity for embarassment.
The fact that joe had been blackout drunk for the past 6 hours and was having issues standing, and that it had no effect on his amazing beer pong skills was wonderfully fratastic.
fratastic by lady fratstar May 5, 2006