Frankenweave

An awful, smelly, used weave that NEEDS to be thrown out, or it will grow legs and run around.

Alex: Are you wearing that weave?
Me: Gurl, no, this shit some frankenweave.

Frankenweave by Weaving it Up March 10, 2010

Frankenmom 

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.

I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.

Frankenmom by montypark May 12, 2010

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankenese 

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.

I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

Frankenese by codebook george May 4, 2013

Frankenhead 

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

Frankenhead by Mutchler January 22, 2006

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

frankenesque 

Of or pertaining to, Victor Frankenstein's monster from the book of the same title.

The gigantic handprints on the corpse would have struck me as frankenesque, if they hadn't been on the corpse's penis.

frankenesque by SCHiBER February 13, 2005