A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye
helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense
as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man
, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.
The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married
to the fattest, ugliest one.