fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.

Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.

fragapane phobia by Sparky2 October 5, 2007

Fragapanophobia 

A persistent and irrational fear of breaking fragile objects, especially sentimental or emotionally valuable ones. Sufferers often avoid handling delicate items due to the anxiety of damaging them.

“Ever since he shattered his mother’s favorite porcelain figurine, Jake has developed fragapanophobia. He even wraps his phone in three cases now.”

Fragapanophobia by Ragnaboss July 15, 2025